bibimimi's Talking Points [or Politics For Kindergarteners]

Talking Points make me sick. Talking Points are for the weak minded. Talking Points are the sweat-soaked, dog-eared index cards you refer to ad nauseum because your too much of a dope to think on your feet. Talking Points don't fuel discourse, they are spitballs for an argument. Sam asked for McCain supporters to call with reasons, what he got was Talking Points.

I give you OUR friggin' Talking Points [and salient rationale]:

1. McCain is old and not wrapped too tight.

[i.e. presenting itself as the onset of full-blown dementia. That crap Brit Hume spews about a 'senior moment' is trying to Reaganize this turd McCain. That ever so cute 'bomb-bomb-bomb-Iran' ditty was too evocative of Reagan's 'we begin bombing in 5 minutes' guffaw. Note to Hume: What you have cannot be cured with black coffee, a bran muffin, and a copy of UsWeekly. You are boned.]

2. McCain offers nothing but more Bushite war and policy.

[This pretty much speaks for itself. Even Republicans know this administration's policies blow dead dogs for lunch at the SPCA, and takes their wives back there for dinner.]

and

3. McCain will institute A DRAFT, KIDDIES!

[He already said as much. He dismissively told a 15 year old kid who asked him a question he didn't wanna answer at one of his rallies to "Sit down!!". In 3 years that kid will be biting the green weenie if McCain has his way. He has a right to question his prospective Commander-In-Chief, doesn't he?? When these ass-clowns talk about 'Intestinal Fortitude' it's CODE for having the GUTS to SEND OTHER PEOPLE'S kids to WAR to DIE!]

Hammer these points home, friends.

While Talking Points may be fodder for morons, sometimes you have to provide processed food to idiots living in a whole food world.